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Previews

Based on Eve Ensler’s ‘vagina interviews’ conducted with women all over the world, this hilariously witty and moving collection of tales gives voice to a chorus of lusty, poignant and thoroughly human stories. Jerry Hall, Coronation Street’s Nikki Sanderson and Welsh actress Ruth Madoc are some of the big names lined up to appear in this show. As sharp as Sex and the City and as funny as Smack the Pony, this riotous evening is the ultimate girls night out! Vagina Monologues also donates a percentage of ticket sales revenue to V-Day, which benefits women’s charities around the world.

Vagina Monologues is at Wales Millennium Centre on 9 – 24 March. Box Office: 08700 40 2000.

Diversions return to the New Theatre on March 21 – 24 with a brand new triple bill of dance. Exposure is a fusion of exciting new work from choreographers from around the world. Witness beauty and heartache from the UK alongside innovation and fierce energy from the Netherlands. From Mozart to modern percussion to live radio mixes, music inspires and influences the movement throughout.

Exposure is made up of Itzik Galili’s visually spectacular Peeled, Roy Campbell-Moore’s luxurious and carefree Up Close and Personal and Ronsaria by Tony Thatcher, a revival from the early days of the company.

Box Office: 029 2087 8889

Act One round off their season with Hotbed Hotel – a raunchy, riotous romp that is sure to tickle everyone’s fancy.

Terry and Brian Cody are hoping to sell their one star hotel to Mr. Lewis, the only man who has expressed any interest in buying it. In order to bolster his interest, they devise a ploy to make the hotel appear busier and more prosperous than it actually is. This involves persuading their staff to masquerade as paying guests to hilarious and unpredictable effect. This farcical ‘hotbed’ of intrigue and innuendo culminates in a show-stopping coup-de-theatre. Hotbed Hotel is on March 20 – 24in the YMCA theatre. The show starts at 7.30pm and tickets are £5.

Russell Howard’s infectious, charming and critically acclaimed style of stand-up feels like a chat around a campfire. He has irrepressible enthusiasm and boundless confidence and his super elasticised improvisational mind ensures the evening will be unique and full of endless laughs.

Russell Howard is at St David’s Hall on March 20. Tickets are £7 with NUS. Box Office: 029 2087 8444.

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Whether it’s a dish for your mates, your partner or somebody you'd like to be your partner, it doesn't have to cost more than a fiver. Daniel Smith shows us how to cook like a chef on a student budget.

Space

The final frontier for humanity,or a distraction from life on Earth?

In Review: COMMAND & CONQUER 3: TIBERIUM WARS

I’ve looked forward to this game for ages and now I’m disappointed. If this game had been released four years ago it would be hailed as one of the best RTS in history, it would have received plaudits from the most resonant of it’s critics and I would’ve been absolutely chevved.

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Affable Idiot John Davies gets back to grips with old-school gaming

Men are from Mars...

Andy Tweddle studies the state of monogamy and wonders if such a thing is possible in Cardiff’s gay scene

Oldies But Goodies/Baddies

Super Mario Brothers

In Review: Urban dictionary

In between spay-painting small horses with swastikas and sniffing glue the youth of today still like to chew the fat from time to time. Unfortunately the cretins have adopted a bizarre type of new-speak which can leave “me-mans” (myself and some of my close friends) “well vexed” (Perplexed, Peeved). That’s where the Urban dictionary comes in. With this peer monitored compendium of British and American slang you can find out what the little twazocks actually said to you before you walked off full of impotent rage and self loathing. Yay. To elaborate. After hearing a rap-tune recently I heard the word “skeet” a term with which I was unfamiliar. Consulting the Urban dictionary I discovered that skeet is a verb that describes, “Bustin’ a nut in a skizzles grill” or, the act of ejaculating onto a woman’s face. Other notable explanations submitted included the rather quaint: “To drop a banana item in Mario Kart 64, thereby causing a trailing opponent to slip on it and skid out” and the colorful “Something I would love to do on the Olsen twins. “The real fun lies in contrasting the Neanderthal with the surely mock-serious entries. Of course some helpful souls point out the real meaning of the word (something to do with clay pigeon shooting) but it is all done very tongue in cheek. A running dialogue on the site led one poster to claim it was a word which White people only heard about from the comedian Dave Chapelle. This in turn led one of his fellows to inform us that it is a completely fictional word invented by black people because they needed something to do in between collecting welfare cheques. As if via osmosis the stupidity seeps into you brain and you can impress the Gs in your hood with your newfound knowledge and/or prejudices lest ye be merced by your in the know peers.

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Now that the sun has come out and end of term is fast approaching, Rachel Clare and Kayleigh Excell have selected some great places for you to enjoy this summer. From restaurants to clubs, here's your essential guide...

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