The gair rhydd magazine, published by the students of Cardiff University

Little Miss Blind Date

This week, Little Miss Blind Date focuses on the future…

What is it about New Year for making you want to reassess your life and change aspects of yourself? Everywhere it’s fitness this, diet that, do this and get a body like Britney (or in that case, pay out lots of money and get surgery instead), or otherwise, it’s five easy steps to get the job of your dreams (cue lots of English Lit. grads laughing).

Now I for one never go in for these things, and if I’m being honest, I’m just not interested. While my housemates jog diligently every night, I settle myself on the couch with a bumper pack of Walkers and a re-run of Friends. I don’t have much willpower, evident in my brief rebound fling with both Mr Benson and Mr Hedges in the aftermath of yet another seasonal split. I could probably set a record for how quickly I can break resolutions, in fact, send Cheryl Baker round in a neon tracksuit and I’ll prove it. But this year, I think maybe I will set myself a few little targets.

You see, it happens that New Year is always a contentious time. It falls between Christmas, (hopefully) a time of love and closeness, and is also so close to Valentine’s Day. Even if we pretend it’s just commercial rubbish, everyone secretly craves a bit of Valentine’s loving really. So New Year is a bit of a make or break time. If you’re in a relationship, the festive period is often a time to feel more committed to each other, while if you’re single, the New Year is often about fresh opportunities to meet someone new. But on the flipside, the festive season can make you want to feel these things and make unattainable targets for yourself. So this year, I’ve decided I want things to be different.

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Issue 52 - Front Page

In Review: Urban dictionary

In between spay-painting small horses with swastikas and sniffing glue the youth of today still like to chew the fat from time to time. Unfortunately the cretins have adopted a bizarre type of new-speak which can leave “me-mans” (myself and some of my close friends) “well vexed” (Perplexed, Peeved). That’s where the Urban dictionary comes in. With this peer monitored compendium of British and American slang you can find out what the little twazocks actually said to you before you walked off full of impotent rage and self loathing. Yay. To elaborate. After hearing a rap-tune recently I heard the word “skeet” a term with which I was unfamiliar. Consulting the Urban dictionary I discovered that skeet is a verb that describes, “Bustin’ a nut in a skizzles grill” or, the act of ejaculating onto a woman’s face. Other notable explanations submitted included the rather quaint: “To drop a banana item in Mario Kart 64, thereby causing a trailing opponent to slip on it and skid out” and the colorful “Something I would love to do on the Olsen twins. “The real fun lies in contrasting the Neanderthal with the surely mock-serious entries. Of course some helpful souls point out the real meaning of the word (something to do with clay pigeon shooting) but it is all done very tongue in cheek. A running dialogue on the site led one poster to claim it was a word which White people only heard about from the comedian Dave Chapelle. This in turn led one of his fellows to inform us that it is a completely fictional word invented by black people because they needed something to do in between collecting welfare cheques. As if via osmosis the stupidity seeps into you brain and you can impress the Gs in your hood with your newfound knowledge and/or prejudices lest ye be merced by your in the know peers.

Josh Pyke - Memories and Dust

Fishy

Love Is All

Watching Love is All tonight is rather like eating an ice cream too fast.

Oldies But Goodies/Baddies

Super Mario Brothers

The Electric Soft Parade - No Need To Be Downhearted

It’s electrifying...and soft

Groove Armada - Soundboy Rock

It’s all about the groovy baby

Love school

(or how to have a good study break date)

Student Stereotypes

Which one are you?

Maximo Park - Our Earthly Pleasures Warp

A common theme between tonight’s headliner and support act lies in their frontmen. Both bands are truly led from the front by instrumentless wordsmiths.

Blades of Glory

The Will Ferrell formula is one that can be broken down into three distinct ingredients. The first of these is that his characters must always be highly successful braggarts with delusions of grandeur.