By Sam Curtis
Hot on the heels of survival horror classics like Resident Evil and gory creations like the Suffering series comes first person disturb-em-up Condemned. You play a cop who gets framed for the murder of two of his colleagues at a crime scene, to clear his name he goes underground and tries to follow a trail of clues left by the real killer.
Condemned is a bizarre hybrid of good concepts from other games that sadly never gel together. It combines the lack of health and ammunition popularised by Resident Evil, the shocking gory-horror of The Suffering with themes pilfered from the cyberpunk genre. This somewhat unusual combination could translate into brilliance with the right storyline but despite a promising start it quickly descends into formulaic banality.
The game also tries to bring something new to the genre, the designers have created a slick hand-to-hand combat system that allows the player to string attacks together in a similar manner to a beat-em-up. Different hand-held weapons may be picked up or wrenched from walls and each has a different strength or weakness. There are also a selection of guns left carelessly lying around although ammunition is scarce.
Monolith also make much of the forensic detection system which in reality serves no other purpose than to slow the player down (although it arguably builds tension). Also, worryingly for a police officer trying to clear his name, the hero seems to spend a lot of his time bludgeoning tramps, drug addicts and anyone who gets in his way to a bloody pulp.
It’s not a terrible game. Monolith should be commended for trying to add something new to a stagnant genre and the new elements are entertaining and well implemented. It’s genuinely creepy too, the modified Doom 3 engine helping to crank up the fear.
The end result is something that’s easy to pick up and play and is quite entertaining but that will leave your socks firmly attached to your feet.
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Bursting out of the traps like a sprightly ‘Nu Rave’ greyhound is Gravity’s Rainbow. While the band might have since started a cult, popularised glow-sticks and revived indie-dance music, this re-released track is perhaps their finest moment, with thumping drums and a bass line to die for.
In between spay-painting small horses with swastikas and sniffing glue the youth of today still like to chew the fat from time to time. Unfortunately the cretins have adopted a bizarre type of new-speak which can leave “me-mans” (myself and some of my close friends) “well vexed” (Perplexed, Peeved). That’s where the Urban dictionary comes in. With this peer monitored compendium of British and American slang you can find out what the little twazocks actually said to you before you walked off full of impotent rage and self loathing. Yay. To elaborate. After hearing a rap-tune recently I heard the word “skeet” a term with which I was unfamiliar. Consulting the Urban dictionary I discovered that skeet is a verb that describes, “Bustin’ a nut in a skizzles grill” or, the act of ejaculating onto a woman’s face. Other notable explanations submitted included the rather quaint: “To drop a banana item in Mario Kart 64, thereby causing a trailing opponent to slip on it and skid out” and the colorful “Something I would love to do on the Olsen twins. “The real fun lies in contrasting the Neanderthal with the surely mock-serious entries. Of course some helpful souls point out the real meaning of the word (something to do with clay pigeon shooting) but it is all done very tongue in cheek. A running dialogue on the site led one poster to claim it was a word which White people only heard about from the comedian Dave Chapelle. This in turn led one of his fellows to inform us that it is a completely fictional word invented by black people because they needed something to do in between collecting welfare cheques. As if via osmosis the stupidity seeps into you brain and you can impress the Gs in your hood with your newfound knowledge and/or prejudices lest ye be merced by your in the know peers.
This exhibition offers an exclusive overview of da Vinci’s career and the variety of his subjects and techniques.
This must have been the Kaiser Chiefs attempt at irony, because, even for them, it’s really bland and ‘average.’ However, I am going to like this single to annoy all the trendy scenesters with leggings and haircuts from faux-Japanese hairdressers who regard them as ‘uncool.’ Because I hate them more.
Dir: Danny Boyle, Starring: Cillian Murphy, Rose Bryne, Chris Evans
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After the recent success of films based on graphic novels at the box office, Books examines its favourite style...