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In Review:EGOTASTIC.COM
In Review:
WWW.EGOTASTIC.COM
*Yet another trashy celeb website destined to distract you from your studies, the abundance of which is truly the bane of my life. Egotastic.com is genuinely dedicated to hard-hitting journalistic issues, with headlines such as ‘Keira Knightly has a weird mouth, broken nose and horrible legs’ and ‘Sienna Miller has stretch marks and cellulite’. The favourite phrase on this website has to be ‘nipple slip’, referring to the assortment of pictures dedicated to side-boobs and nipple-flashes. These so-called nipple slips include those of Jennifer Aniston, Paris Hilton, and our very own Lizzy Hurley. But the most spectacular nipple-slip award has to go to the outrageously weird exposure of Kate Bosworth, whose nips are just bizarre (check it out). There is also an array of archives for the celeb-trash-hunter to pillage, including that of our favourite, the ever loveable Lindsey Lohan, which consists almost entirely of articles with the word ‘rehab’ in them: ‘Lindsey Lohan ditches rehab again’, ‘Lindsey Lohan plays rehab hookie’ etc. but at least the last article in her archive reassuringly doesn’t contain the aforementioned word; indeed, it simply reads: ‘Lindsay Lohan’s Liver is Fucked’. Egotastic.com really does provide celebrity news and gossip in gargantuan proportions, with numerous categories to search under including movies, music, celebrities and television. The definitive category though has to be ‘media files’ under which the heading ‘up skirt’ appears, which does exactly what it says on the tin. Yep, numerous pictures of celebs from a toddlers viewpoint, worth I cheeky peek. Lucy Reader *
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