Weighing scales – Mixing bowl – Wooden Spoon – Cake tins – Glass
Fork/Whisk – Sieve (optional) – An oven
Butter (6oz)
Caster sugar (6oz) (granulated sugar can work but isn’t up to scratch for the more sophisticated palate)
Eggs (3)
Self Raising Flour (6oz)
Vanilla Essence (just a little bit)
Jam
Butter (3oz)
Icing Sugar (6oz)
Food colouring (just a tad)
Hundreds and thousands (millions)
Jelly Diamonds
Candy letters
- Preheat oven to 180 degrees. Grease cake tins with butter
- Cream butter and sugar together in mixing bowl
- Beat eggs in a separate glass with a fork or whisk
- Fold the beaten eggs to the cake mix until smooth
- Gradually sift in the self raising flour a little at a time
- Mix well with the wooden spoon and add a wee bit of vanilla essence
- Add food colouring to create an extra-special Quench-tastic sponge
- Pour mix into the pre-greased cake tins
- Bake for about 20 minutes
- While the cake is cooking make the butter cream
- Mix butter and icing sugar
- Add a little food colouring to the butter cream if you fancy
- Ensure the cake is cool before you decorate or else face certain disaster
- Spread jam between the layers
- Smother butter cream over cake
- Decorate with hundreds and thousands, jelly diamonds, candy letters and whatever else you can get your hands on
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